I'M FINNA CUT YR MOTHER OPEN AND WEAR HER LIKE A COAT SO THAT WAY WHEN I COME HOME TO YOU I COME HOME AS SOMETHING YOU'VE KNOWN FOREVER AND THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU

I'M FINNA GO BOWLING TONIGHT AND WHEN I GET BACK I WILL BE VERY SCARY LIKE A THUNDERSTORM TOUCHING THE INSIDE OF A CAT FUR SHOWDOWN WHERE EVERYONE DIES WITHOUT EVER HAVING SAID "I LOVE YOU"

I'M FINNA WRAP YOU LIKE A MUMMY IN FROZEN WAFFLES AND BACON STRIPS SO YOU NEVER GO HUNGRY ON THE DAYS WHEN I DISAPPEAR OR GET EATEN ALIVE BY PACKS OF HUNGRY SPACE WOLVES BECAUSE I HAVE FLOWN TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN

I'M FINNA GROW A BEARD AND KEEP YOU INSIDE IT SO YOU CAN SWING AROUND LIKE TARZAN AND SLIDE DOWN SHAFTS OF MY BEARD HAIR LIKE A FIREMAN AND YOU ARE NOT THAT IMPORTANT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THE UNIVERSE AND NEITHER AM I

I'M FINNA HAVE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER PERSON AND THEN ONE DAY SHE WILL MAKE A THUNDERSTORM IN YR HEART AND YOU WILL SAY BITCH STOP THERE'S ONLY ONE THUNDERSTORM IN MY HEART AND SHE WON'T AND YOU'LL HAVE TO BREAK HER NECK BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE THUNDERSTORM IN YOUR HEART AND THAT IS MINE NO MATTER WHAT I'VE DONE OR WHERE I'VE GONE AND I HAVE BEEN OUTSIDE ALL DAY READING A BOOK THAT I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT AND DREAMING OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT IS INSIDE OF ME AND ALL THAT IS INSIDE OF YOU IS A THUNDERSTORM THAT I GREW THERE, FROM A KIT, OFF THE INTERNET, WHERE YOU CAN GET JUST ABOUT ANYTHING THESE DAYS

I'M FINNA ROLL AROUND IN THE DIRT UNTIL I AM AS BIG AS THE DIRT AND BIGGER AND THEN I'M FINNA ROLL UP TO YOU AND YOU FINNA COLLAPSE INTO THE DIRT LIKE YOU DO AND WE FINNA ROLL AROUND THE EARTH COLLECTING USELESS OBJECTS TO BLEND WITH UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT BUT THE DIRT THAT WE HAVE BECOME AND THAT WILL BE OUR SECRET RELIGION

I'M FINNA CUT YR HEAD OFF AND YELL DOWN THE HOLE IN YR NECKSPACE I MADE AND HOLLER 'PLEASE TAKE CARE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL BOY' AS I LEAVE YOU ON MY DECK FR THE GIANT MOTHER BIRD TO COME DESCEND FROM THE SKY AND TAKE YOU TO HER BABIES WHERE YR BODY WILL NOURISH THE REST OF THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING CONTAINED WITHIN IT

I'M FINNA GET CRABS JUST TO PROVE MY POINT